"There are tons of situations when originality is not what’s called for. Most situations, in fact."

"The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques."

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers."

"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."

"You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time."

"The most destructive force in the universe is gossip."

"Never lick a steak knife."

"You should not confuse your career with your life."

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